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How Much Money Has Mikel Knight Made

Did Mikel Knight just say he invented the internet OR was information technology that he's the father of Jesus? Actually he didn't say either of those in his completely preposterous diatribe this calendar week, but he might as well have.

I know sometimes you guys get mad when I point out facts that you don't like almost your favorite country rapper. When it's a topic of opinion, I tell you it'southward but my stance and if you lot make up one's mind to let me have it in the comments I don't mind at all. BUT…when information technology'south a topic backed up by data, information technology's FACTS. End of discussion.

So let's now FACT CHECK Mikel Knight's Bluster of the WEEK!!!

Most HIMSELF:
HE'Southward THE KING: In his defense he didn't say what he'southward the king of. While we already know he's non the Rex OF COUNTRY RAP or the King of ANYTHING MUSICAL, he could peradventure be the King of something else…Douchery? Wakanda? It'southward definitely something we are not enlightened of.

HE SMELLS LIKE MONEY EVERYDAY:  I cannot confirm nor deny this as I have never met Mikel Knight. However, I do wonder how he gets the money scent on his body. Does he rub dollar bills all over after showering? I was able to observe this cologne chosen money. https://liquidmoney.com – so perchance he just sprays a scrap of that on every forenoon.

HE HAS A PRETTY MULLET: That's true. As mullets become, Mikel'due south is pretty stellar. It's non the Baton Ray Cyrus "Kentucky Waterfall", merely it's solid.

HE'S FROM TEXAS AND TEXAS FOLKS NUTS HANG LOW: I have confirmed Mikel Knight is in fact from Texas. Every bit far as Texas folks having low hanging nuts, I really don't accept the ability to check every person in the state. I do know that during his bluster Mikel fucked up his own mathematical equation virtually selling his CD's, T-Shirts and Hats. And so while I tin can't confirm his sack's proximity to his knees, I can confirm he tin can't add worth a shit.

HE SPEAKS TO Everyone IN PERSON IN EVERY TOWN IN AMERICA: So does Santa Claus but he has a bunch of elves and flying reindeer to help him out, so I'm calling bullshit on this one as well.

Most OTHER ARTISTS:
ADAM CALHOUN IS A "MIDGET" AND IS THE WORST RAPPER MIKEL KNIGHT HAS E'er HEARD: First, allow me say that the discussion "midget" is a derogatory word often used confronting short people. This blog does not disregard the use of this discussion in any form or fashion only for the sake of this discussion we will allow information technology. Past definition a person must be under 38 inches to be considered a "dwarf" or "midget". Thus, it is Imitation that Adam Calhoun is a midget. Information technology is also False that ACal is the WORST rapper Mikel Knight has ever heard equally Mikel Knight is actually the WORST rapper Mikel Knight has ever heard.

BRABO GATOR IS AN ISLAMIC RAPPER:  Imitation! While I'm not certain of Brabo's religious affiliation I'one thousand pretty sure Brabo is not "islamic". Only if he is, absurd. Why would nosotros care? He's a dude from Nashville doing his matter. And BTW – Brabo'due south beard is luxurious!!!

MIKEL KNIGHT Institute JELLYROLL AND STARTED HIM OUT AS A SONGWRITER AMONG OTHER THINGS: I honestly don't know anything nigh this and I don't have jokes but I kind of desire to know…Jelly???

WHO TF IS JUSTIN TIME? LOOKS LIKE THE Catacomb-KEEPER: Fake! The Crypt-Keeper does not have a bristles.

Filly FORD'S DADDY GAVE Colt AND SHANNON $3M TO START AVERAGE JOES: Not sure this was a diss or why it would thing merely I'm pretty sure information technology's FALSE. Colt Ford was a pro golfer and Shannon Houchins had already sold over 40 Million albums producing TLC, USHER, BUBBA SPARXXX and a whole slew of other artists prior to launching their label. And then I'thousand guessing they used their own money.

UPCHURCH Merely HAS 50,000 FANS RANGING FROM AGES thirteen TO 30: Upchurch has sold nearly 2 Million albums (Sales + Streaming Sales Equivalents) so I'k pretty certain he has more than than fifty,000 fans. AND…Upchurch has ane.8 Million Instagram followers. I would assume about of them are fans but even if only one third of them were actual Upchurh music consumers that would still be 10 times more than what Mr Knight is falsely claiming. Likewise, I'm 38 and an Upchurch fan so maxim he only has xxx and nether fans is likewise bullshit. We exercise the Mikel Knight "fan" count afterward in this commodity.

Country RAPPERS OWE MIKEL KNIGHT FOR SHOWING UP AT PUFFY'S REVOLT LAUNCH IN MIAMI IN 2016 CAUSING LYOR COHEN TO START GETTING COUNTRY RAP YOUTUBE VIEWS PUMPING: Simulated!!! In that location were tons of country rap videos with 20-50 one thousand thousand views prior to 2016.  Filly Ford, The Lacs, Jawga Boyz, Lenny Cooper and more all had 20 One thousand thousand plus videos prior to 2016. On the other paw, since 2016 Mikel Knight does not have a single video with over 600,000 views, and then I gauge if Lyor was helping country rap you lot didn't brand the listing. So much for being the king…

Well-nigh SALES AND MONEY:
HE SAYS HE'Due south SOLD three MILLION ALBUMS: False!!! Not EVEN CLOSE. He'south only sold 40,800. 36,000 are sales and 4,800 are Sales Equivalent Streams. See screenshot from BILLBOARD MRC below. Really Upchurch sells over 12,000 a calendar week and everyone else in the Height 10 are in the THOUSANDS per week. Mikel Knight sells on average 20 a calendar week. Not 20,000. TWENTY. Two…Null!!! If our chart went to 100 Mikel Knight might be #96.

IF HE MADE $20,000 FROM GOOGLE HE WOULD PUT A GUN IN HIS MOUTH: Hopefully TRUE! Hey Google please send this dude 20K and end this insanity.

Source: https://countryrapinsider.com/2021/05/05/wtf-mikel-knight-takes-credit-for-all-things-country-rap-and-more/

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